I'm repulsed, yet strangely attracted
Is it a room, or a torture chamber? Let's look at the factors that make me opt for the latter.
A wall of pictures held up by nothing but friction.
Built-in chairs that will compress your spine when you eventually sit on that one hard spot.
Fireplace surrounded by nylon carpet.
Ledge around fireplace that's just perfect for sending you tumbling into the coals.
And the capper, a spiral staircase, wrapped around a fireplace, with no bannister!
Yep, it's a torture chamber, all right.